Skydiving

Dirt Dive

On July 14, 2002 I joined the ranks of those people crazy enough to jump out of a small airplane at over two and a half miles above the surface of earth.

I've been considering this for about seven years and have tried to convince friends and coworkers to go with me. I usually would drop the attempt after a few hours of trying to convince my friend and myself of the fun I was sure awaited in floating around in apparent zero-gravity. Excuses would then start deflating my dreams of free-fall: my life insurance doesn’t cover death by failed parachutes; I can’t afford it; I’m over the weight limit.

Dan was about to turn 40 and was looking for an appropriate way to mark the occasion. I suggested skydiving and after a few days, Dan and his friend Rory and I had all decided to do our first jump at Archway Skydiving Center in Vandalia, Illinois. (sidebar: Our decision was based on the placement of and Archway brochure in a corridor at my employer. I didn’t do significant research on safety, cost, quality, etc. of skydive drop-zones in the St. Louis, Missouri area. If you're planning to jump, you should do your own investigation.)

The two options for a first jump are a solo static line where your parachute opens immediately after exiting the small Cessna at 4,500 feet. The advantage is you are in full control during the canopy ride and landing and an additional jump on the same day is only $50. The other option is the tandem jump where the student and a licensed jumpmaster are harnessed together, jump from a larger KingAir plane at 14,000 feet, and experience a 55-60 second freefall.

We all decided the tandem jump was the way to go so we scheduled an appointment for the following Saturday (appointments aren’t necessary for tethered-solo jumps).

Vandalia is about 80 miles from my home in west St. Louis County and the drive through eastern Illinois is less than inspiring. Much of the land adjacent to the interstate is marsh and overgrown and in rather unnatural, manmade manner. In my typical fashion, I didn’t bring a map or prepare for the drive. I assumed there would be large billboards or signs indicating which of the two Vandalia exits went to the airport but there weren’t. We ended up calling poor man’s On-Star—a friend with a broadband connection and decent Googling skills—before finding the airport 15 minutes late.

Dirt Dive

I didn’t count pages but I think I signed more legal forms before skydiving than buying my house. Because I was late, and because I didn’t feel like reading all the legal verbiage, I signed most of the documents given to me by the Archway staff without reading them. A brief skim revealed what I expected, skydiving is dangerous and if I’m injured or die it’s not Archway’s fault. I finished scrawling on all the pages, went to the counter and paid the $150 fee.

The next step was a video with a terribly dull person reading lawyer approved cue cards about the mountain of documents we had just signed. "You gave up the right to sue the operators of the drop zone, the owners of the drop zone, and anyone even remotely connected to the drop zone." I also agreed that if I or my estate sues the drop zone I/they will pay for any legal fees need to fight the case I/they filed. After we were given one last time to back out, collect our money, and leave, another video segment explained the particulars of tandem skydiving, the exit posture, flight controls, equipment operation, and landing styles.

An hour after arriving at the airport, I was putting on a jumpsuit. Finally, we were seeing some action. All that sitting around was letting me get a little nervous.

We did a few "dirt dives" to practice exit technique, arch position, turns, altitude checks, chute opening procedure and landing. The plane pulled up to the hanger and we climbed the rollup stairs to the KingAir through the custom jump door opening in the back of the aircraft. We calibrated our altimeters to register zero at ground level rather than sea level, the ground in central Illinois is only a few hundred feet above sea level but not worth risking a mistake on landing.

Skydive Landing

The climb to jump altitude took only a few minutes. As we climbed past 5000 feet we removed the seatbelt and hooked our jump harness to the instructors’. The pilot reduced engine power to slightly faster than stall speed as we entered the drop zone. We tightened the harnesses again and one at a time waddled up to the door to jump. The exit position for a tandem jump is the student swatting in the doorway with the balls of your feet hanging outside, hands on your shoulder harness and elbows resting of the outside of the doorway. The instructor, hunched behind and tethered to your harness at both shoulders and left and right hip points, rocks three times to prepare you for the jump and pushes the pair of you out the door on the count of four. Those last few seconds of looking out at the ground waiting for the instructor to start our countdown was the most nervous part of the experience for me. It was probably only four or five seconds but it felt like an eternity. When we finally started the count my stomach jumped into my throat and as we pushed out I felt at once the horrible sensation of falling and the excitement of flying. The wind was deafening to the point of sensory overload. I couldn’t hear or feel anything. My instructor was slamming his had on my right arm, indicating we were going to make a right turn by skewing our upper bodies to the right. I’m not sure if we actually turned, if we did I couldn’t perceive a change because the ground was too far away and the wind was mind numbing. We did a left turn immediately after the right, checked the altimeter and then we spotted Dan, a small colorful speck in the distance, with his canopy open. All of the sudden I noticed the instructor banging his right hand on my thigh and before I remembered this was the cue to pull the ripcord he had pulled it without me. The canopy opened with a jolt that caused pain all over my body and whipped my head. Tandem canopies take a few seconds to open and at terminal velocity you fall 1000 feet from pulling the ripcord until the canopy is fully opened. The harness was cutting into my armpits and legs. I also felt incredibly nauseous perhaps from the rapid deceleration of the chute opening or perhaps from the freefall and I was too busy at the time to notice. Whatever the cause, I spent the next three minutes trying not to loose my breakfast down the front of my jumpsuit—the harness wouldn’t have allowed me to bend over to get a clear shot of the ground.

Landing

We finally were getting close the ground and did a few test landings by pulling both cords on the parafoil to flare the chute and slow our forward motion. I was to raise my knees so the instructor’s legs would touch the ground first. After each flare we would stall and drop quickly as we regained airspeed. As we circled around the landing zone for final approach I experienced "ground rush." At higher altitudes the ground looks the same as you fall so there isn’t a perception of falling but within a few hundred feet the ground can seem to "rush" up at you. I didn’t feel it until we were about 100 feet up, a few seconds from landing. We hit the ground and the instructor told me to put my feet down from their position for landing but I was too late and fell over instead of firmly planting my feet and standing straight up.

After the jump

It took several minutes for the falling sensation and nausea to wear off. My first words after landing were, "I won’t be doing that again anytime soon," but only a few days later I was already trying to convince other friends to go with me for a second jump.

—July 13, 2003